is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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