Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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