i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize
