if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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