Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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