Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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