: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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