It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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