doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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