The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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