Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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