kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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