Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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