I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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