even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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