Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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