I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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