what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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