Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
