The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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