There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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