just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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