Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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