i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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