Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just puked most of my soul out..
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
