Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i will never coherently bang her
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
