It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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