so that wasnt chicken after all
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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