capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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