And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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