She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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