one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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