I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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