The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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