Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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