Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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