ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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