Kiss
Puke
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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