remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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