If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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