I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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