I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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