She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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