well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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