then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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