what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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