I want to stick my p in your. b.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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