I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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