Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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