garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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