i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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