she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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