I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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