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(440): View more from Ohio

we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.

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(716): View more from New York

i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy

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(314): View more from Missouri

Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.

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(916): View more from California

Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face

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(360): View more from Washington

I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.

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