moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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