what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We left the knife in your bed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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