no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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