There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
