Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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