is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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