quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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