Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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