better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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