My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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