honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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