I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
