Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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