who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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